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User:mortimer_ford (5921818)
Name:mortimer_ford
Location:Jerkwater, Georgia, United States
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I serve the unknown, an embassador of weird. I pray to the stag, the owl and occasionaly seek council with the small demon behind the haystacks. (Todd says Hi). I'm a bad writer, an atrocious poet, and I frequently reference your worth inside my large book of prejudices. That what is normal gives us the slowest forms of misery and those who condemn the unusual are the enemy of my world.






Memories:10 entries
Interests:35: andrew goldsworthy, architecture, arson, associating humans with food, backwoods paranoia, bastardheart, biomechanic killtangs, catfish, cave lightning, cold seeps, covered bridges, demon fishing, fark cliches, fella-cide, feral robots, haystacks and snopki, lake peigneur, luciferin, macho cheese, manual kerning, mispelling vulgarities, mouth to snout resuscitation, mummers, nightmares, old drunks with stories, robotics, sowing seeds, synchronized roadkill, taxidermy, the aral sea, the hydrocillator, the lucky ham, the salty ham, titalating your chuckle nexus, unkempt roadsides
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People67:alarmed, anaisdjuna, anti_dreamer, ashcanprobably, bf9k, bluemamie, calystomouse, castevet, chaotica23, chickenmoon, cxiesulino, d1rtyf1lthy, daoine_o, donttouchmyhat, edgar, emo_snal, enfuego, esmeralda_m, fangedabsurdity, fasterpussycat, fred_tector, genitalsmckool, ithinkyousuck, jemisoutrageous, jenova_x, joffy, killpill, klaproth_1, kmbrown825, lilybutter, limaceous, loudxmouse, meananie, mengus, mmmrorschach, morty_baby, mrtwister666, ninjalicious, nymphie, obisotray, oh_the_ironing, pan2, phoenix_blade, piedpiper, primroseport, proa, pugofwar, pyrotech_c3h8, quantumcreep, radioedit_, rasp_utin, revolutemind, rgreystrix, rhonawestbrook, salaciousdrift, scabbypants, seekingroivas, sexismorbid, shamroq, snackdaddy, somnambulisa, sostark, stephenlank, tubesoxrock, unaware, verging, wyattgwyon
Communities11:daily_russian, eeeeeeeeeeeevil, eng_ru_exchange, engine_of_hate, gardening, gobo_2005, learn_russian, love_the_slav, rogue_taxidermy, som_kal, uncensored_lj
Feeds2:is_feed, missdomestic
Friend of:64: alarmed, anaisdjuna, bf9k, bluemamie, calystomouse, castevet, chaotica23, chickenmoon, cxiesulino, d1rtyf1lthy, daoine_o, donttouchmyhat, edgar, elgorgo2, emo_snal, enfuego, esmeralda_m, fangedabsurdity, fasterpussycat, genitalsmckool, ithinkyousuck, jemisoutrageous, jenova_x, joffy, killpill, klaproth_1, kmbrown825, lilybutter, limaceous, loudxmouse, mansquito, meananie, mengus, mmmrorschach, morty_baby, mrtwister666, ninjalicious, obisotray, pan2, phoenix_blade, piedpiper, primroseport, proa, pugofwar, pyrotech_c3h8, quantumcreep, radioedit_, rasp_utin, revolutemind, rgreystrix, rhonawestbrook, salaciousdrift, scabbypants, seekingroivas, sexismorbid, snackdaddy, somnambulisa, sostark, stephenlank, the_roachfucker, tubesoxrock, unaware, verging, wyattgwyon
Member of:11: captionkangaroo, daily_russian, eeeeeeeeeeeevil, eng_ru_exchange, engine_of_hate, gardening, gobo_2005, learn_russian, love_the_slav, som_kal, uncensored_lj
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