When I grew up I had this friend who's house I rarely entered. It was dark and full of sharp corners and more importantly, it was forbidden. His folks were not a mentally deranged pair of recluses. But they were Christian and they were conservative and they did express a disdain for me when I wasn't around. I was a weird kid. This is where my prejudice against conservatives and religion began, but we all know that Republicans have always had a
lousy PR department.
I've never been a fan of manners. Maybe I lacked them or maybe I took too much offense to having my hand slapped and I never felt an urge to appease those newly imposed expectations out of anything but fear and so I have a large grievance about the dictation of morals and a fucking hatred for those who dictate them.
This is obviously a big political year and it is without a doubt, in a climate such as this, inevitable to find oneself asking questions about their own politics. Having a tremendous resource at your fingertips such as the internet, a place where in mere minutes a person can learn every aspect about the reproductive cycle of a Gypsy Moth, should in all sincerity be enabling to the search of unbiased facts on a candidate. Sadly this is not so. And so the information I seek is deeply mired in bibles of rhetoric, misinformation, diversion, biased negation of facts, psychotic raving ad hominems and death threats. As if having two hundred years wasn't enough time to sort our shit out we seem eternally undecided as to which is the better party. This leads me to believe that the science of politics is not measured in facts but emotions. They are only argued as facts. And in this I see two main sentiments, the factions we know of today as democrat and republican.
General Observations of Democrat VS Republican
Most minorities are democrats
Most city people are democrats
Cat people are democrats
Hunters are republicans
Truck drivers are republicans
Vegetarians are democrats
Environmentalists are democrats
Artists are democrats
Military are republicans
Cops are republicans
NASCAR fans are republicans
Goths are democrats
Christians are republicans
Whiskey drinkers are republicans
Comedians are democrats
Celebrities are democrats
I guess the point of this list is, Is there a Wiccan gun-toting M.A.D.D. Mother out there? And equally important,
Why not?It appears to myself that I hold personal freedoms in higher regard than financial freedoms. I am more insulted by a woman who wants to outlaw abortion than a man who wants to put his fingers on my paycheck. My interest is in personal liberties, though both parties seek to remove some of these.
My political stance: Hypocrisies not excluded
I am pro gun
Pro abortion
Secular
Anti affirmative action
Pro death penalty
I believe when you take away a person's right to burn the American Flag that it burns anyway
That Christmas celebrations should not be removed from schools but the Commandments should be removed from the courthouse
A store owner should be able to sell alcohol past 2 AM.
A person should be able to ingest any drug they choose.
Corporations should be regulated
Anybody who questions your right to disagree with our government by calling you a traitor should have a living bald eagle inserted into their asshole
That people who use the argument
"if you're not doing anything wrong, then you don't have anything to worry about" should choke on a turd that insults their masculinity
Politicians who pass religious and unconstitutional laws should be immediately fired... out of a cannon... that's attached to a submarine.
After it has been filled with acid and tossed into a volcano on fire.